Saturday, November 14, 2009

Insights

LIGHTS UP on ROB and DAVE sitting on a couch.

ROB
Hey Dave, do you know how you can tell when you've lost the will to live?

DAVE
How?

ROB
You can tell you've lost the will to live when your bed becomes your toilet. When you wake up in the middle of the night from a bad dream and just piss yourself.

DAVE
Sometimes that just means you've got a bad bladder. Or you're old.

Beat.

ROB
...not when it's a choice.

BLACKOUT.

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